Amanda: I'm interested in renting your house. Is it still available?
Iris: I'm interested but the cottage is only available for home exchange. We switch houses, cars, everything. Where are you?
Amanda: L.A.
Iris: Wow, I've never been there but always wanted to go. I'm Iris, I'm very normal, healthy and single. I'm a non-smoker.
Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda. Your house looks idyllic. Just what I need.
Iris: Really? What does your house look like?
Amanda: My place is nice… A little bigger than yours.
Adapted from The Holiday (official movie script).